6:18 -- wake up, take dump, shave, jerk off, shower and towel off.
7:22 -- scramble 8 eggs, brew coffee, check SBR lines, log onto Greek and place certain loser wagers (setting them up for a big play later this week).
9:09 -- Forgot to take out trash last night. My side of the street picked up so take 2 large bags across the street and discreetly place in neighbor's yard.
10:00 -- make several phone calls to city hall to complain about noisy neighbour and unkept front yard (just to phuck with him -- happy holiday, bitch!).
10:49 -- call in sick and...
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